Tweet Roundup: Rounding Down

Last night's debate was filled with the magic of math…

Paul Ryan is throwing a lot of numbers at Joe Biden right now and Biden is laughing to hide his fear of math… #VPDebate

— #RepublicanGirlProbs (@RepubGrlProbs) October 12, 2012

If I had been in your life, Paul Ryan, you wouldn't be screwing up your numbers. #VPDebate

— Big Bird (@BlGBlRD) October 12, 2012

How Paul Ryan takes a math test: he circles the entire test, scribbles “All the equations balance”, awards himself an A+, then does pushups.

— Mark Jaquith (@markjaquith) October 12, 2012

Finished my post-debate poll. 12% love Biden, 8% Ryan, 14% Jeff a guy who was juggling in the park, 42% hoagies, 2% scared of drowning. #538

— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) October 12, 2012

Fun fact: Joe Biden has 6,302 teeth.

— Craig Baldo (@craigbaldo) October 12, 2012

I feel like the words "facts matter" are tattooed on Biden's belly, "thug life"-style. #debate

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 12, 2012

I just want to clarify that when Romney said 47% he really meant 44%.

— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) October 12, 2012

He stops rain? RT @realdonaldtrump: Obama's policies are causing inflation. The price of corn alone has risen over 200% since he was elected

— daveanthony (@daveanthony) October 12, 2012

Moderator: Congressman Ryan, you have two minutes to respond.Ryan: Respond? I can run a mile in that time!

— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) October 11, 2012

Four years ago, panel on CNN proclaimed Sarah Palin the victor. That was funny too.

— Markos Moulitsas (@markos) October 12, 2012

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