Our Endorsements: Funny or Remote-Controlled Death

* G.I. Joe shoots into the 21st century.

* The Complete Guide to Everything explains the election.

* Does Joe Biden even need an anger translator?

* LBJ is leading in the polls…I think.

* Stephen Colbert meets the other press.

* Everybody wins the Saturday Night Live VP debate.

* Political cartoons from The New Yorker for your high brow.

* Second City takes on the potential second in command.

* Andrew Sullivan's Obama meltdown, as interpreted through gifs.

* The Endeavor Space Shuttle has suddenly decided it needs plastic surgery.

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