What's on the Front of this Romney Rally Attendee's Shirt?

We know what was on the back of this t-shirt worn by a man attending a Romney campaign rally in Lancaster, Ohio (and called "reprehensible" by the Romney campaign). We can only guess at the copy on the other side…

* "My other shirt is a white sheet."

* "Introducing the Donald Trump Collection."

* "I'm with stupid. [upward arrow]"

* "This is what a feminist looks like." (I admit this one is  extremely unlikely, but you know this guy is confused about a great many things.)

Alternatively, this guy is a painter working for a company specializing in historical restoration and they are 1) deeply concerned about the physical upkeep of the White House and 2) have a very unfortunate slogan.

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