Yes, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are entertaining us, but they are no Joe Biden. But if you imagine that the candidates' milquetoast repartee into Biden speak, things get a whole lot more interesting.
Romney to undecided voter: "You're absolutely right about part of that."
Translation: "You're a little bit right, and a lot full of STUFF.
Obama: "Very little of what Governor Romney said is true."
Translation: "This is a lot of STUFF."
Obama: "Not true Governor Romney" (1x)
Obama: "You'll get your chance in a moment, I am still speaking."
Translation: "That's a bunch of MALARKY!"
Obama: "That's not true, governor" (2x)
Translation: "Facts matter!"
Obama: "That's not true, governor" (3x)
Translation: "MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!"
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