• Honey Boo Boo & Gene Simmons' Battling Endorsements

    I've got some bad news for you, undecided voters. You're about to become even more undecided. Two towering icons of American culture are offering conflicting endorsements for president.

    If only Gene Simmons from KISS were the sole voice of reason in this confusing electoral season

    "I voted for President Obama last time around and I’m very disappointed in his job," Simmons told Noisecreep. "He's been a piss-poor president as far as I’m concerned… President Obama is a wonderful family man. And that’s about where his resume stops."…

    Mitt Romney may not have been Simmons’ ideal candidate, but Simmons is able to support the GOP contender. "But I will tell you that he's much more qualified," Simmons said. "He's a businessman, he ran the Olympics… He knows how to create jobs."

    But no! We also get this sagely wisdom from that cute little overweight girl on TV

    She's way too young to vote, but the reality star known as Honey Boo Boo has named her pick for president. "Barack Obama," seven-year-old Alana Thompson announced on Monday's "Jimmy Kimmel Live."

    UGH! So conflicted! On the one hand, I know at least one song — yes, definitely, at least one — from that guy's old Halloween band. But on the other hand, that little girl has sass! I don't think I'll ever be able to reconcile this.

    If only that guy who lived with grizzly bears was still around to break the tie.

    Photos by Noel Vasquez, Cindy Ord/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images

    Tags: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Music, Television


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