• David Lynch Endorses Obama with Non-Linear Dream Logic

    With the exception of 1999's The Straight Story, David Lynch doesn't do anything straight. So it's no surprise that his endorsement of President Obama is as loopy as they come

    "I am going to vote for re-electing President Obama. I have noticed something in Mitt Romney’s name, which I think speaks to what he is about. If you just rearrange a few letters, Romney becomes R MONEY.

    "I believe Mitt Romney wants to get his Mitts on R Money. He would like to get it and divide it up with his friends, the Big Money Bunch. I believe he would like to get his Mitts on R Money, R Resources, R Freedoms, and R American Dream."

    David Lynch is the only person who's words make more sense when uttered by a backward's speaking dwarf.

    I guess Mitt Romney will just have to continue spending the rest of his life never having seen a David Lynch movie. And Paul Ryan will have to spend the rest of his life being a real-life Kyle MacLachlan.

    Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Barack Obama, David Lynch, Mitt Romney, Movies, Paul Ryan


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