Our Endorsements: Musical Debate Chairs

* Could you write a catchy song about "Binders Full Of Women" in 5 hours?

* Hillary Clinton just wants to dance.

* Joe Biden's smirk really paid off, I guess.

* Can't get Book of Mormon tickets? Watch this video.

* Excerpts from Mitt Romney's binder prove concerning.

* I know Gandalf. I've read Gandalf. You, sir, are no Gandalf.

* Everything pundits say has never happened has happened.

* This musical was voted Best Comedic Musical About Voting. Maybe.

* Mitt Romney rides out the rest of this election year on undecided voters.

* Not since Cindy Crawford's George cover has patriotism been so beautiful.

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