* Could you write a catchy song about "Binders Full Of Women" in 5 hours?
* Hillary Clinton just wants to dance.
* Joe Biden's smirk really paid off, I guess.
* Can't get Book of Mormon tickets? Watch this video.
* Excerpts from Mitt Romney's binder prove concerning.
* I know Gandalf. I've read Gandalf. You, sir, are no Gandalf.
* Everything pundits say has never happened has happened.
* This musical was voted Best Comedic Musical About Voting. Maybe.
* Mitt Romney rides out the rest of this election year on undecided voters.
* Not since Cindy Crawford's George cover has patriotism been so beautiful.
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