Tweet Roundup: Debate Yourself Silly

Picking the best debate tweets is easier than Candy taking lies from a baby.

Awesome to see Obama so engaged & passionate in the way he spoke. Now if only he could fix the other drone problems he has.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) October 17, 2012

Romney is polling extremely well among haters.

— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) October 17, 2012

UPDATE: Romney says he will create millions of jobs as president, even though he says government does not create jobs. His head must hurt.

— Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) October 17, 2012

Someone should tell Mitt Romney about Facebook. That's a binder full of women with vacation pictures.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) October 17, 2012

bless you, American ladies, for having to live through something as profoundly depressing as Romney explaining how he cares about you

— The Late Kate Beaton (@beatonna) October 17, 2012

I don't want to say it's over, but Paul Ryan feels so confident he's campaigning in a "Who Farted?" t shirt.

— Sex Binder (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012

The best part of Mitt Romney saying Americans can't afford another 4 years of Obama in office is that he could personally afford another 40.

— My Quite (@THEmikewhite) October 17, 2012

Nation's women torn: Romney wants to overturn Roe v. Wade but he did get all those binders.

— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) October 17, 2012

We want to keep women in chains, @mittromney keeps his in binders. I think we could work with this guy. #bindersfullofwomen

— Al-Qaeda (@alqaeda) October 17, 2012

Last night, Romney and Obama should've slam danced and crowd surfed at the end of the debate. Would've been partier.

— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) October 17, 2012

Tags: Barack Obama, Candy Crowley, Debates, Mitt Romney