It's week 8 of Rolling Across the Aisle Laughing. We only have a couple more weeks until the election. Are you ready to vote? Have you even registered? If not, don't worry. You can just post your political opinions all over Facebook. That counts too.
Last week's toe-to-toe slugfest ended up being a draw. Conan O'Brien got one vote because he is Coco, and the other got one vote because it was written by a human with mammary glands. Guys, I think we can do better. This week I've chosen a couple of non-celebrities without boobs in the hopes it will make you more objective and less objectifying…
IN THE LEFT CORNER
The difference between ice and a conservative's heart is that ice melts when surrounded by warmth.
— Laet Oliveira (@LaetPO) October 19, 2012
IN THE RIGHT CORNER
i have a binder full of pop tart wrappers…. i lent it to the Liberals as a distraction
— Samuel Clemons (@Samuel_Clemons) October 19, 2012
Tags: Conservatives, Democrats, RAAL, Republicans