"Is it time to divorce Pakistan?" – Debate Moderator Bob Shieffer
The consensus seems to be no. Why?
1. There are all those nukes.
2. In this relationship, Afghanistan will be a child raised by a single mom. It's definitely going to turn to gun violence.
3. We were never married. Just living in sin.
4. Only Newt Gingrich has the experience to carry out such a task.
5. We'll have to agree on how to pronounce it first.
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