Mitt Romney's Corpse Destroys Barack Obama in Debate

It's a shame that the Romney campaign didn't get a chance to see this sneak preview of Comedy Central's Gajillionaires — starring Rob Corddry, Thomas Lennon, Paul Scheer, Jordan Peele and Riki Lindhome — before last night's debate.

I think they might have completely overhauled their strategy…

Obviously, this is somewhat unrealistic. Zarthon the Doom Bringer would never be able to take Texas or California as a third party candidate. He'd be better off waiting till 2016 and then running as a Republican.