Rolling Across the Aisle, Week 9

Welcome to week 9 of RAAL, the only place on the internet where your opinion actually matters. In last week's election, we put a liberal joke up against a conservative joke, and by a clear margin, the liberal joke won.  Part of the reason was because one person voted twice. Some of you may think that's fraudulent, but I don't know how to count or what fraudulent means. Congrats to Laet Oliveira, AKA @LaetPO!

As this election season winds down, both Democrats and Republicans are getting more serious. But not here. This is a safe place where you can still laugh at yourself and your opponent. Take a look at the jokes below and vote as often as you like in the comments section.

Week 9:

IN THE LEFT CORNER

Paul Ryan plans to help the hurricane relief effort by cleaning up in unaffected areas.

— MJ (@sucittaM) October 29, 2012

IN THE RIGHT CORNER

When my daughter sees me eating something she wants, she squeals at me and holds both hands out. It's so cute. She's like a tiny Democrat!

— DisrespectfulDenizen (@UpperLowerClass) October 28, 2012