• Chris Christie Says Nice Things About Barack Obama

    Those of you who woke up on the East Coast may be tempted to believe that, during the night, your domicile was picked up and swept away to a magical far off land where up is down and left is right and Happy Endings is as clever as people pretend it is and Republicans have decent things to say about Democratic presidents.

    And, who knows, maybe you have been

    On NBC's "Today," Christie said the president had been "outstanding" and FEMA's response has been "excellent."

    The GOP governor also sent out a thankful tweet: "I want to thank the President personally for all his assistance as w recover from the storm."

    "It's been very good working with the president," Christie said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe." "He and his administration have been coordinating with us. It’s been wonderful."

    Okay, now, you may think that such nice words for Barack Obama and the federal government coming from a Republican governor would reflect well upon the President as we head into the final week of election season, but actually nothing could be farther from the truth. In reality, this proves what conservatives have been saying about Obama and Big Government all along. And for a very simple reason.

    Because… Hold on, on give a second here. I've got this this. It's because… it shows… that… um… Well, hang on. It undeniably proves that… given certain… parameters… of the… Overton window…

    Look, the guy's a socialist. And we can't afford four more years of his failed policies. Also, something something Iran.

    Photo by Michael N. Todaro/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images

    Tags: Barack Obama, Chris Christie, FEMA, Hurricane Sandy, Natural Disasters, New Jersey


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