• President Obama's Scary Ghost Donation Story

    Gather around, children. It may be the day after Halloween, but the truly scary day is still creeping up toward us in less than a week, so I — Barack Obama, the President of the United States — am going to tell you a true terrifying tale of terroristic proportions that will chill you to the very bone.

    It's about an evil man who did an unthinkably evil deed, and so I killed him with my bare hands. Now, he haunts my dreams by illegally contributing to my reelection campaign

    Using a Pakistani Internet Protocol and proxy server, a disposable credit card and a fake address, "Osama bin Laden" has successfully donated twice to Barack Obama’s presidential re-election campaign.

    The "Bin Laden" donations, actually made by [WorldNetDaily] staff, included a listed occupation of "deceased terror chief" and a stated employer of "al-Qaida."

    Wait a minute. It's not a ghost? But the address given for the donation was: 911 Jihad Way, Abbottabad, CA — oh, OK. I get it now. It's just some conservatives trying to prove my campaign website's verification system needs to be strengthened. Thank goodness. I was really worried there for a moment. What's that you say? Accepting donations from foreign nationals is illegal and I have to give the money back? That's the scariest thing I've ever heard!

    You may have frightened me into refuting your claims, WorldNetDaily, but here comes the twist in this horror story. It's also against the law to make a contribution in another person's name?

    MUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

    Photo by Win McNamee/Staff/Getty Images


    Tags: Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden, Republicans, WorldNetDaily

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