Tweet Roundup: Pre-Game Warm-up

I got a robocall from Romney, or maybe it was actually Romney, couldn't really tell.

— Doug Perkins (@DoctorDoug) November 5, 2012

After the election, I'm really gonna need you guys' help choosing all the other topics that I'm not qualified to have opinions about.

— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 5, 2012

On the bright side, Mitt Romney WOULD be America's first (AmEx) black (card) president.

— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) November 5, 2012

If you have no other reason to vote tomorrow, please do it to ensure that we have four more years of The Onion's Joe Biden stories.

— Nick Rizzo (@nickrizzo) November 5, 2012

Remember, at the end of the election day we're all winners. Except for the losers. And the Americans who listened to this BS for 2 years.

— mileskahn (@mileskahn) November 5, 2012

Maybe Romney starts drinking tomorrow?

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 5, 2012

If Romney wins tomorrow… DO NOT FORGET TO TURN YOUR CLOCKS BACK 50 YEARS.

— Dominic Riccitello (@DominicScott) November 5, 2012

Big week. Either Obama gets elected and Skyfall is amazing or Romney gets elected and Skyfall sucks. It can't be any other way.

— Matt Gourley (@MattGourley) November 5, 2012

After the election tomorrow, I'll be going back to zero messages on my home answering machine.

— Matt Knudsen (@mattknudsen) November 5, 2012

Kinda sad that after today we won't care what people outside a shopping mall in Ohio think about anything.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 5, 2012

Good news for Sandy victims in NY/NJ: the Romney campaign is sending volunteers from the Deep South to come vote for you while you rebuild.

— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) November 5, 2012

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