I got a robocall from Romney, or maybe it was actually Romney, couldn't really tell.
— Doug Perkins (@DoctorDoug) November 5, 2012
After the election, I'm really gonna need you guys' help choosing all the other topics that I'm not qualified to have opinions about.
— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 5, 2012
On the bright side, Mitt Romney WOULD be America's first (AmEx) black (card) president.
— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) November 5, 2012
If you have no other reason to vote tomorrow, please do it to ensure that we have four more years of The Onion's Joe Biden stories.
— Nick Rizzo (@nickrizzo) November 5, 2012
Remember, at the end of the election day we're all winners. Except for the losers. And the Americans who listened to this BS for 2 years.
— mileskahn (@mileskahn) November 5, 2012
Maybe Romney starts drinking tomorrow?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 5, 2012
If Romney wins tomorrow… DO NOT FORGET TO TURN YOUR CLOCKS BACK 50 YEARS.
— Dominic Riccitello (@DominicScott) November 5, 2012
Big week. Either Obama gets elected and Skyfall is amazing or Romney gets elected and Skyfall sucks. It can't be any other way.
— Matt Gourley (@MattGourley) November 5, 2012
After the election tomorrow, I'll be going back to zero messages on my home answering machine.
— Matt Knudsen (@mattknudsen) November 5, 2012
Kinda sad that after today we won't care what people outside a shopping mall in Ohio think about anything.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 5, 2012
Good news for Sandy victims in NY/NJ: the Romney campaign is sending volunteers from the Deep South to come vote for you while you rebuild.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) November 5, 2012
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