• Election Day Survival Guide for Democrats

    Election Day is terrifying! Your candidate might lose! What's worse, a candidate you don't like might win! Fear not, Democratic friends, our handy guide will help you get through the stress of the next twenty-four hours. (It better not be more than twenty-four hours.)

    Scared woman

     

    delicious healthy kale
    Eat a hearty breakfast. If it's not something Michelle Obama would want you to eat, that's a jinx.

     

    Obama basketball
    Playing basketball isn't just a fun way to distract yourself from those slow ballot-counters in Florida. It's a way to commune directly with Barack Obama's spirit.

     

    Solar panels
    If you start feeling anxious, breathe into a solar panel. (Government funding optional.)

     

    Tomato juice
    Every Ohio vote counts. Take a moment to send your favorite Ohioan a case of tomato juice. Ohioans love tomato juice — why else would it be the state beverage?

     

    Joe Biden sunglasses
    If the cable news frenzy starts to give you a headache, just cover your eyes. WWJBD?

     

    Yoga class
    Pray. Sure, yoga class counts.

     

    Adam Levine
    Relax and remember: This guy's on your side.

     

    Related
    Election Day Survival Guide for Republicans
    Election Day Survival Guide for Third Parties

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    Tags: Adam Levine, Barack Obama, Democrats, Election Day 2012, Election Day Survival Guide, Food, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama

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