The Most Inscrutable Tweets of Election Day 2012

Election Day is like Christmas for Twitter, if Christmas were a nightmare where an mob tried communicating by yelling directly into each other's faces.

Even in this deafening din of nonsense, some tweets stand out, not because they are particularly good, but because they are completely and utterly unreadable…

BL +4, GN -2, LB -1.4, VW -6.9, SZ +.1, ZV +2.3, HJ +6, OP -3.4, KL (too close to call), TG 4, RY -4.3, WS -.2, BO +3.2, CV 2.1, RB 6.3

— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) November 7, 2012

Virginia exit polls from CNN: 49-49 overall. 61-38 in D.C. suburbs. 52-47 in Nova Exurbs. Richmond 51-48. Romney wins economic issue 52-46.

— Slate (@Slate) November 7, 2012

According to CNN, Warren is up 51% to 49% in Mass, with 5% in. Mourdock is down 48% to 46% in Ind, with 47% in.

— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) November 7, 2012

Exit polls have BO up, even in NC and NH.FL by 1.4 % , OH by 3.5% , PA by 4.5% , VA trails by .8 %.

— Bill (@BILLREEF) November 7, 2012

Nelson Co, VA: 8% swing for Romney. 100% in.

— John (@johnwow) November 7, 2012

Even if the text makes no sense, the subtext is very clear: "Please pay attention to me! This is all I have left!"

Polls are closing at 8pm in the following states: BA, BA, BO, OE, YH, OW, AR, DS, TE, RN, SP, EN, IS.

— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) November 7, 2012

Finally, a tweet I can actually understand!

Previously: You Didn't Write That: The 5 Most Over-Used Election Day Jokes on Twitter