Just cancelled out my uncle's vote! Really wish I could've done it while winking at him in slow-motion as ominous music played.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) November 6, 2012
I think a fun thing to do at polling places where they're giving out donuts is to write "HANDOUTS! ARE YOU SURE?" on the inside of the box.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) November 6, 2012
Never been more proud to be an American at the voting booth than I was this morning when I wrote in HERMAN CAIN.
— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) November 6, 2012
Romney could still win this if too many Dems accidentally write-in "Nate Silver" with little hearts around it.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 6, 2012
Women voting for Romney– why are you hitting yourself?
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 6, 2012
If Paul Ryan isn't a vice president by midnight, he turns back into a bat.
— Elaine Carroll (@elainasaurus) November 6, 2012
Please RT! Ohio voters in districts 2, 10 reporting long lines. In need of pee jars. Hurry, situation critical. Vente or larger only.
— Seth Madej (@sethmad) November 6, 2012
Did everyone's polling place have a 50-ish person loudly proclaiming over and over that "they don't know what they're doing"?
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) November 6, 2012
FYI: DON'T post your ballot online if you live in Wisconsin. It's illegal. Also, don't live in Wisconsin because, FYI: It's Wisconsin.
— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) November 6, 2012
You know those women who write love letters to men in prison? Their vote counts just as much as yours.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 6, 2012
At an upscale marina today, you just know one of Mitt's yachting pals is handing out "I Boated" stickers, and choking on laughter & olives.
— Paul Myers (@pulmyears) November 6, 2012
They don't even plug in the machines in California.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 6, 2012
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