"Update: We decided not to get that other house." – The Romney Family Christmas Newsletter
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 7, 2012
I wonder if Romney wouldn't mind creating those 12 million jobs anyway, like as a contractor or something.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) November 7, 2012
You do NOT wanna ask Paul Ryan if he's done with that shoulder press machine this morning.
— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) November 7, 2012
Trying to cure the hiccups by convincing myself Romney won
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 7, 2012
Joey Biden gets that paintball party he asked for! A DEAL IS A DEAL DAD OBAMA
— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) November 7, 2012
I say we burn Nate Silver at the stake, just to be safe.
— Michael King (@InfiniteChicken) November 7, 2012
I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 7, 2012
The irony is a lot of Republicans could probably use an "It Gets Better" video right about now.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) November 7, 2012
Today Mitt Romney and Donald Trump will be flying their hair at half staff
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) November 7, 2012
Flipped back to FOX. Karl Rove has his shirt off, the walls are covered in hand written equations, and the only audio is a high, thin whine.
— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) November 7, 2012
If you imagine a little Karl Rove breathlessly arguing that Santa Claus is real, it's actually quite adorable.
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) November 7, 2012
Sure, Romney conceded the election last night, but give it a day or two and I am sure he'll change his position.
— Dr. Twittenheimer (@DrTwittenheimer) November 7, 2012
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