It should come as no surprise that our "Golfer-In-Chief"(®), with plenty of time on his hands now that he's no longer hanging out at rallies with his celebrity friends, spends his days standing around listening to charming engagement stories from his campaign staff…
How does this help the economy? Not only is he turning his back on traditional marriage (American couples meet online, not in person), but he's also apologizing for America's divorce rate! At least the five minutes he spends listening to these two give shout-outs to well-known Alinskyite Beyonce Knowles is another five minutes he can't use to ruin this once-great America which he won't admit is still great.
(Did you guys like my impression of every conservative blogger who, now that the election is over, has run out of things to write about?)
Tags: Barack Obama, Marriage, Video