Tweet Roundup: Pimp My Petraeus

This Petraeus scandal is becoming a real "Who-done-her"

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 13, 2012

This could be the first time in hundreds of years that two generals have crossed swords.

— Brendan McLaughlin (@btmclaughlin) November 13, 2012

"Notice how long it took after ending 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' for the military to fall apart!" – someone's desperate talking point I'm sure

— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) November 13, 2012

To add insult to injury, David Petraeus just found out that his VA health benefits package does not cover Sexual Healing.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) November 13, 2012

If the CIA chief can be brought down over a gmail account, what chance do any of us have?

— David Angelo (@dwangelo) November 13, 2012

"I don't see what the big deal is," I said stepping into the trap my wife had set by "innocently" asking my take on the Petraeus affair.

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) November 13, 2012

The hardest part of Petraeus resigning is finding someone to replace him that hasn't had an affair.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) November 13, 2012

Looks like four star general John Allen is also caught having an affair. Wait–what does the military give a star for?

— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) November 13, 2012

If none of Petraeus's ladies drove cross-country in diapers to confront her rival, why are we even talking about this?

— Peter Waldron (@pjwaldron) November 13, 2012

Apparently, this whole Petraeus scandal is being directed by Pedro Almodovar.

— J Sager Weinstein (@jacobsw) November 13, 2012

Previously: A Visual Guide to the David Petraeus Circus

Tags: CIA, David Petraeus, FBI, Lizz Winstead