• GOP Briefed on Barack Obama's Mind Control Plans

    Barack Obama's second term hasn't even started, but every sign points to the next four years being completely awesome

    President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month….

    The event — captured on tape by a member of the Athens-based watchdog Better Georgia (who was removed from the room after 52 minutes) — had been billed as an information session on Agenda 21, a nonbinding UN agreement that commits member nations to promote sustainable development.

    What these people don't realize is that Obama's mind control techniques have already borne fruit. By making the GOP believeĀ embarrassingĀ things, he's managed to build a national Democratic majority.

    Somehow, Republicans have been convinced that workers receiving the Earned Income Tax Credit are "moochers," while defense contractors are "makers." That an expansion of health insurance for the near-poor is a "gift," while tax preferences for investors are just "pro-growth policy." That the right of a factory to pollute a neighbor's property is "freedom," but the right to marry who you love is perversion.

    If that's not evidence of "Delphi" wreaking havoc on the GOP coalition, I'm not sure what is.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Georgia, Republicans, Tea Party, United Nations


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