* The Onion details Romney's strict introspective regimen.
* The Hostesses with the leastess.
* Donald Trump…isn't…all…bad?
* Chris Christie could quit his day job.
* You must never remove their flag pins.
* Stephen Colbert unveils himself at Madame Tussaud's.
* David Fincher. Kevin Spacey. Political drama. House of Cards.
* Before he was a cheater, General Petraeus was known for something else.
* Rethinking government handouts with McSweeney's Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute.
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