Our Endorsements: Romney's New Special Purpose

* The Onion details Romney's strict introspective regimen.

* The Hostesses with the leastess.

* Donald Trump…isn't…all…bad?

* Chris Christie could quit his day job.

* You must never remove their flag pins.

* Stephen Colbert unveils himself at Madame Tussaud's.

* David Fincher. Kevin Spacey. Political drama. House of Cards.

* Before he was a cheater, General Petraeus was known for something else.

* Rethinking government handouts with McSweeney's Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute.

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