• There Will Always Be a Paul Running for President

    Looks like the Ron Paul Revolution will be getting a reboot even faster than the Spider-Man franchise

    "I'm not going to deny that I’m interested" in a 2016 presidential run, the Republican told ABC News. "I am different than some in that I'm not going to deny that I'm interested. I'm not going to deny that I think we have to go a different direction because we’re not winning."…

    "I think we have to go a different direction because we're just not winning and we have to think about some different ideas," Paul said. "States should be allowed to make a lot of these decisions. I want things to be decided more at a local basis, with more compassion. I think it would make us as Republicans different."

    The way I figure it, Rand is going to have to run as a states rights advocate in 2016, 2020, 2024, 2028 and 2032, at which point his son William will be old enough to take over for him.

    William should really only have to carry on his family's ideological message in 2036 and maybe 2040. By then, the U.S. economy will almost certainly have collapsed due to poor sales of Justin Bieber, Jr.'s concept album.

    Then, the Paul family can begin its crusade for village rights.

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    Tags: Rand Paul, Ron Paul


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