• Mitt Romney Gets Into the White House After All

    It looks like tomorrow Mitt Romney will be visiting the White House to meet with Barack Obama for what I will be mad if it is not referred to as The Milk Summit

    President Barack Obama and his former rival Mitt Romney will meet Thursday for their first get-together since the November 6 election, according to a statement from White House Press Secretary Jay Carney.

    "On Thursday, Governor Romney will have a private lunch at the White House with President Obama in the Private Dining Room," Carney wrote. "It will be the first opportunity they have had to visit since the election. There will be no press coverage of the meeting."

    I think this will be an immensely therapeutic experience for both men. Especially Romney. Once he sees the abject squalor in which U.S. Presidents are forced to live, he'll realize the bullet he dodged.

    Did you know that there's not even a swimming pool for the presidential limo? And the serving staff all still have their vocal cords. Quite frankly, it's kind of gross.

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    Tags: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, White House


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