• Barack Obama and Mitt Romney Are Now Best Friends for Life

    Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

    Against all likelihood, it would seem as though former bitter campaign rivals Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are now the very best of friends who can expect several decades worth of camaraderie and companionship from one another. Lo, their unbreakable bond shall be sung of in halls through this great land through to time immemorial.

    Or, at any rate, they'll maybe "stay in touch," which is pretty much the same thing

    President Barack Obama and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney "pledged to stay in touch," after a lunch meeting today, according to the White House…

    "The focus of their discussion was on America's leadership in the world and the importance of maintaining that leadership position in the future," the administration statement said. "They pledged to stay in touch, particularly if opportunities to work together on shared interests arise in the future."

    It's like I always say: Never misunderestimate the power of a simple meal of "white turkey chili and Southwestern grilled chicken salad." It's why all U.S. embassies have a Qdoba in their food court.*


    * Not technically a true fact.

    Photo by Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images

    Tags: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, White House


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