• Possible Names for Kate Middleton's Baby

    Kate Middleton pregnantAnd lo, in the land there was much rejoicing, for a princess duchess got knocked up. This will be the most important birth since Jesus was born, perhaps even MORE important, because we didn't have Twitter when Jesus was born.

    But wait, what will the royal baby be named? They can't just call it Royal Baby… or can they? I have no idea how a monarchy works. Here are some baby name suggestions for the world's most famous couple, Kate Middleton and Kate Middleton's husband!

    * Lorry Lift Loo

    * David Beckham

    * Frock Crisps

    * The Beatles

    * Zig-A-Zig-Ahh

    * Marmalade Arse Tube

    * Pippa

    * Corgi N. Bess

    * Starkers Harry

    Which name is your favorite? Let us know in the comments, unless you are hyperventilating too hard to type because AHHHH THIS IS SO EXCITING ADSFHJKSDJFKL:SJDFL HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WAIT NINE WHOLE MONTHS??

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