According to reliable news sources, President Obama may appoint Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour as U.S. ambassador to a nice, civilized country like France or Great Britain.
Wintour's qualifications include her trademark bob, having been portrayed in a movie by Meryl Streep and being a major Obama campaign bundler.
There's no doubt a media mogul like Wintour could handle the demands of ambassadorship in a friendly nation that doesn't want to nuke us, but one question remains: What would she wear?
The answer is she would wear whatever she damn well wants. You should know that by now.
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