• Obama Thinks This Inauguration Is About Him

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    Nearly four years ago, Obama walked into his inauguration party like he was walking onto Mitt Romney's yacht. Aretha Franklin's hat dipped below one eye, Sasha's scarf was apricot (look it up!). He had one eye on his reflection in Justice Robert's eyes as he watched himself gavotte. And all the girls dreamed that he'd be their president, he'd be their president, and President Obama is so vain that, for the second (and final?) time, he's going to have two inaugurations.

    The president will hold a small swearing-in ceremony on Jan. 20, and then he'll have a big public redo the next day. What a ham! Never before has the United States seen such a thing, except for every other time Inauguration Day has fallen on a Sunday.

    As you may recall, President Obama also had two swearing-in ceremonies in 2009. That time he got a second ceremony because Justice Roberts botched the first one, but there's no evidence Obama didn't arrange for that to happen. What an egomaniac!

    He'll be so pissed when he finds out this inauguration is actually about David Geffen.

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    Tags: Barack Obama, Inauguration


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