(Considerably Fewer Than) One Million Moms, a division of the American Family Association that's as good at homophobia as it is bad at counting, released a statement calling for another boycott of JCPenney over the retailer's partnership with sneaker-wearing human Ellen DeGeneres.
"Since April, JC Penney's has not aired Ellen DeGeneres in one of their commercials until now. A new JCP ad features Ellen and three elves. JCP has made their choice to offend a huge majority of their customers again. Christians must now vote with their wallets."
Three elves! Perhaps Twenty Thousand Moms Rounded Up To the Nearest One Million isn't an awful group of bigots that rejects contemporary life, but an organization with a strange hatred of elves?
The mention of the DeGeneres ad appeared on the group's website after a warning about the Victoria's Secret fashion show and before one about Urban Outfitters selling sweaters with an expletive on them.
No, they just hate everything.
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