* Straight girls respond to "Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends."

* This is the only thing I want for Christmas.

* Herman Cain is throwing a Twitter tantrum.

* Meanwhile, the Pope is having the Twitter blues.

* Mean Girls is exactly like Congress, but meaner.

* RIP (and rebirth in peace) the amazing Ravi Shankar.

* The latest installment of "Bitchslap" from McSweeney's.

* A Charlie Brown Christmas but with Orson Welles as Linus.

* Paul McCartney in Nirvana? Yoko needs to step up her game.