Daily Caller Sees Penises Everywhere

From the people who brought you such examples of journalistic excellence as "Black Guy Stole My Bicycle" and "There Are JEWS in the Obama Administration," comes another hard-hitting exposé. Going where the mainstream media fears to tread, the Daily Caller asks: "What does President Obama's signature look like when flipped up vertically?"

Answer: it kind of looks like a penis, if in addition to rotating the signature 90 degrees you also draw another line to make it look like a penis. I have some sad news on this front for the Daily Caller.

Here is the signature of President Ulysses S. Grant:

And here's the signature of President Ulysses S. Grant after I've applied the Daily Caller method:

It's almost like you can make anything look like a penis if only you alter it to make it look like a penis.