• Miss U Already: Dennis Kucinich

    In which we take a look back at the departing federal lawmakers we'll miss most in 2013.

    Name: Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH)

    Age: 66

    Terms: 8

    Leaving Congress Because: Defeated, but also retiring. More likely, his calling is on another planet:

    Best Known For: Calling for a Department of Peace, which makes him a crazy person on this planet.

    Memorable Quote: "Will you marry me?" — to a woman who was entirely out of his league, and everybody said, "huh?!" and then, incredibly, she said yes, and everybody said, "huh."

    Greatest Accomplishment: Tried to impeach Bush/Cheney. Neither of whom is office anymore, ergo, victory Kucinich.

    Why We'll Miss Him: Why do you miss oxygen when you're underwater?

    What the Future Holds for Him: Wins election to rule the galaxy in 3412 as Kucinich the Grey, earning him the nickname Boy Mayor of The Milky Way and Various Celestial Objects.

    Previously
    Miss U Already: Scott Brown
    Miss U Already: Ron Paul

    Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images


    Tags: Democrats, Dennis Kucinich, House of Representatives, Ohio

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