• Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With the GOP's Future Hope

    Please hold the Mayan apocalypse jokes, but Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. Kanye made the announcement during his concert in Atlantic City, telling the audience, "Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama" while pointing to Kardashian.

    This Internet-exploding news wouldn't have political implications, except as a way to avenge the British for believing that they could out-celebrity-baby the United States, were it not for a certain Kanye lyric

    And I'll never let my son have an ego
    He'll be nice to everyone, wherever we go I mean
    I might even make him be Republican
    So everybody know he love white people

    Various Bush progeny have dibs on the next few election cycles, but come 2048, Kimye is going to be apocryphally quoting Thomas Jefferson on "the government you elect is the government deserve" at his inaugural address.

    Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images

    Tags: Children, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian


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