Our Endorsements: Tracy Jordan's Physical Cliff

* Great news: Tracy Morgan saved the economy.

* The Onion's salute to General Schwarzkopf.

* Cory Booker stopped tweeting long enough to discuss his fitness routine.

* Be careful what you accidentally post on Facebook.

* Someone finally found proof that Donald Trump's hair can exist in nature.

* John Boehner can be a little wooden, but there's a good reason for that.

* The country's first president and perhaps its first wizard: George Washington.

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