• Alex Jones Goes Full Alex Jones on Piers Morgan Show [VIDEO]

    If I were Alex Jones, I'd think the Alex Jones appearance on last night's Piers Morgan show were a government conspiracy to discredit Alex Jones. Except no government agent could come up with a rant so vividly unhinged; it was¬†definitely¬†Jones doing the interview…

    Jones, the conspiratorial radio host behind the White House petition to deport Piers Morgan, accused Morgan of being a "hatchet man of the New World Order," introduced 9/11 Truther theories, ranted about "the megabanks that control the planet," and generally went the full Alex Jones…

    "I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms! Doesn't matter how many lemmings you get out there on the street, begging for 'em to have their guns taken. We will not relinquish them. Do you understand?! That's why you're going to fail, and the establishment knows, no matter how much propaganda, the republic will rise again!"

    I think the compromise measure here might be to keep the Second Amendment but take away guns, knives…really, any sharp objects, from Jones.


    Tags: Alex Jones, CNN, Conspiracies, Guns, Piers Morgan

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