• White House Won't Deport Piers Morgan

    On the heels of Alex Jones' implosion on the Piers Morgan show, the White House announced that it would respond to Jones' petition calling for Morgan's deportation because of his pro-gun control advocacy.

    The petition did create some unnatural alliances and mixed feelings — pro-gun conservatives found themselves wanting to deport a white person for once, liberals found themselves conflicted between defending First Amendment rights and the knowledge that this was Piers Morgan we're talking about — but it was a long shot. This morning's statement┬áby White House press secretary Jay Carney confirms that our national nightmare of putting up with Morgan isn't going to end any time soon:

    Let's not let arguments over the Constitution's Second Amendment violate the spirit of its First. President Obama believes that the Second Amendment guarantees an individual right to bear arms. However, the Constitution not only guarantees an individual right to bear arms, but also enshrines the freedom of speech and the freedom of the press — fundamental principles that are essential to our democracy. Americans may disagree on matters of public policy and express those disagreements vigorously, but no one should be punished by the government simply because he or she expressed a view on the Second Amendment — or any other matter of public concern.

    Great, thanks. Now get to the Death Star petition already.

    Related: Alex Jones Goes Full Alex Jones on Piers Morgan Show [VIDEO]

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    Tags: Alex Jones, CNN, Guns, Jay Carney, Piers Morgan, White House

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