Let's Shop the Presidential Inauguration Store

This year, unlike 2009, President Obama's inaugural committee is accepting donations from businesses and corporations. Despite looser rules about contributions, the inaugural committee is reportedly $10 million short of its $50 million fundraising goal.

What can you, a concerned citizen, do in these difficult times?

You can go shopping.

The Presidential Inauguration Committee's official online store is loaded with goodies that every Real American wants–nay, needs.

For example:

Cotton Throw Blanket, $165

You can, uh, throw it.

Barack and Michelle Button, $5

Would you like the most retweeted picture ever in a handy Chiclet-shaped button?

Hoodie, $75


Penis on the back. Banned in some states.

Ceramic Plate, $125


Good for Triscuits.

Tory Burch T-shirt, $45

Seems a reasonable price to pay for a t-shirt designed by the woman who invented the Hamptons and then destroyed them.

Medallion Set, $7,500

This is listed under "Essentials."

Golf Divot Tool, $15

What is a golf divot tool? It is a thing you can use to stab Republicans when they complain that the president is golfing too much.

Tags: Barack Obama, Fashion, Golf, Inauguration