Tomorrow is Gun Appreciation Day, and— oh no! Did you forget to get a gift?
Don't worry. We've compiled some great last-minute gift ideas that are sure to spin your gun's chamber. Best of all, it'll never know you waited until the day before to find something that perfectly expresses how much it means to you, because guns can't read.
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Everyone loves chocolate. Even guns. Show it you care by baking it a chocolate gun cake, or by giving it a chocolate replica of itself. Just make sure the safety is on before it takes a bite!
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Take it to the range. Guns spend most of their lives cooped up indoors, imagining what they would do if the government came to get them. Why not take it out and let it blow off some powder? Your gun deserves some "it" time.
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If money is no option, why not get your gun a fur coat? They look their best together. So good, in fact, that this picture almost made you forget how much you hate Jane Fonda. Almost.
Sure, your gun is your best friend. But it's so much more than that. Even if you've been with your gun for decades, you still have to put the glow back into its finish every once and a while. We're not sure if that has anything to do with this product, but you'll figure it out.
Whatever you do with your gun, it's important that it knows you value it above all else. It doesn't know you defend it in Facebook posts and get into arguments with socialists over its merits. This Gun Appreciation Day, express your feelings with something more than bullets. Your gun–and your country– will thank you.
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