Fox News Concerned About Calories in Inaugural Luncheon

And now it is time for the inaugural luncheon, which is a three-course affair featuring foods from around America, and which contains omg a lot of calories.

Fox News is ON IT:

The meal's three courses, if you eat the whole thing, clocks in at 3027 calories, minus the booze. While it still contains less than the whopping 3,120 calories in The Cheesecake Factory's heart-stopping Bistro Shrimp Pasta that won this year's Xtreme Eating Awards, the decadence of the Inaugural Luncheon has raises a few eyebrows.

Shocking, really. We'd all be better off getting our menu-planning advice from Fox News. Start with this recipe for Bacon Peanut Caramel Corn, wash it down with a Bacon Waffle Milkshake and have some Delicious Bacon Chocolate-Chip Cookies for dessert.