Tweet Roundup: Surviving Nugent

All the paparazzi at the State of the Union will want to know which designer folded Ted Nugent's tri-corner tin foil hat.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 12, 2013

Looking forward to Obama doing the SOTU and Ted Nugent doing the STFU.

— Kari Hope (@TyJuanOn) February 12, 2013

I hope Obama wears all snow camo for tonight’s SOTU. Ted Nugent will feel silly, showing up, wearing the same thing. “We didn’t plan this!”

— Jason Gore (@sonicdork) February 12, 2013

I have to back out of the "drink every time cameras cut to Ted Nugent" game tonight. Even MY liver won't be able to take it.

— Jazz Shaw (@JazzShaw) February 12, 2013

When Ted Nugent enters the Capitol Dome, he'll proudly think to himself, THIS is what I defecated on myself to not defend.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) February 12, 2013

Everyone knows you don't bring Ted Nugent to a not-crazy-people fight, NRA.

— Kristi Harrison (@hereinid) February 12, 2013

Texas Congressman Steve Stockman invited Ted Nugent to the State of the Union. So I feel better about the weirdo I took to prom.

— Nicole (@nicolemtherese) February 12, 2013

They're gonna have to wheel Ted Nugent into the hall a la Hannibal Lecter. #sotu Ratings grab.

— EyeQ Films (@EyeQFilms) February 12, 2013

Nugent will be at tomorrow's State of the Union. What if Obama's entire speech is a track-by-track skewering of "Intensities in Ten Cities."

— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) February 12, 2013

Be vewwwy qwiet, Ted Nugent is in the House of Wepwesentatives hunting wiberawls.

— Wile E. Quixote (@ScottLinnen) February 12, 2013

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