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Tweet Roundup: State of the Union
I didn't catch the SOTU. What'd I miss?! Do we face many challenges?! WILL WE RISE TO MEET THEM?! SHOULD WE WORK TOGETHER OR NOT?!?!?!
— John Moe (@johnmoe) February 13, 2013
Obama gives the State of the Union address. Footage from Mad Max plays on screen behind him. He points at it & says "See? It could be worse"
— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) February 13, 2013
The only Republicans in favor of a $9.00 minimum wage thought Obama meant annually.
— ben schwartz (@benschwartzy) February 13, 2013
Biden and Boehner's ties should team up to fight crime in '80s Miami.
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) February 13, 2013
"Oh, man, I missed Rubio's State of the Union rebuttal speech. Anything cool happen?" -a man stranded & hallucinating in the Sahara Desert.
— Joe Randazzo (@Randazzoj) February 13, 2013
Congrats, Marco Rubio. I thought only my father's drinking could make me feel that embarrassed.
— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) February 13, 2013
John Boehner's faces through this are like if I forced my 10-year-old to watch Downton Abbey.
— Matt Debenham (@debenham) February 13, 2013
Medicare, Social Security, Identity theft….he sure knows his audience. Next Obama's gonna toss Werther's Original in the crowd. #SOTU
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) February 13, 2013
I keep waiting for one of Ted Nugent's stray arrows to fly across the room and for Biden to catch it in his teeth. #SOTU
— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) February 13, 2013
People already seem to forget last year's SOTU response, when Gov. Mitch Daniels slowly put Vicks VapoRub on his chest.
— Chris L (@brittonlowe) February 13, 2013
Thanks to the State Of The Union, I now know there's such a thing as the "half-hearted standing ovation."#SOTU
The State Of The Union address seems like a big hassle. Can't Obama just update his LinkedIn profile?
— All Hail Jerry Renek (@jerryrenek) February 13, 2013
Tags: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John Boehner, Marco Rubio, State of the Union, Ted Nugent, Tweet Roundup, Twitter
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