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Tweet Roundup: #PoliticalValentines
My love for you is like executive power: ever expanding #PoliticalValentines
— Baratunde (@baratunde) February 14, 2013
Roses are red / violets are blue / loopholes in international law let me indefinitely detain you. #PoliticalValentines
— LindseyL. (@LindseyOnDemand) February 14, 2013
#politicalvalentines I don't need a teleprompter to tell you I love you
— Matt Ropeik (@TokyoRopeik) February 14, 2013
Will you be mine if I laden your barrel with pork? #PoliticalValentines
— Nancy (@Of_Angelis) February 14, 2013
You’ve captured a filibuster-proof supermajority, of my heart. #PoliticalValentines
— Jason Putorti(@putorti) February 14, 2013
Interested in joining my motion on the floor? #PoliticalValentines
— Ian Schuler (@ianschuler) February 14, 2013
Baby, I know we've found legitimate love. Because my body has zero ways to try to shut this whole thing down. #PoliticalValentines
— Jonathan Howard (@staringispolite) February 14, 2013
Nate Silver predicts I'll be making blueberry pancakes for you in the morning. #PoliticalValentines
— Martin Smith (@tmartinsmith) February 14, 2013
Some states are red, some states are blue, if I were a swing state I'd swing towards you. #PoliticalValentines
— Evagelia, Emily, Eva (@EmilyTav) February 14, 2013
#politicalValentines Roses are red,violets are blue .According to FACTCHECK, I'll be 'Mostly True'.
— Terry_Jim (@Terry_Jim) February 14, 2013
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