Probably my least favorite President is that pyramid with the scary eye on top.
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) February 18, 2013
I was on my way to work this morning when I realized it's Presidents Day and I don't have a job.
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) February 18, 2013
Republicans want to change the name of today's holiday to Obstructing Presidents Day.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) February 18, 2013
In honor of President’s Day, I won’t be getting along with Congress.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 18, 2013
I have this tradition where every Presidents' Day I eat like William Howard Taft for 12 months.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) February 18, 2013
Benjamin Franklin is the favorite president of most Americans who didn't pay attention in history class.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) February 18, 2013
— K.erry (@HollaKBayBay) February 18, 2013
Breaking: Mitt Romney celebrating Unpresident's Day.
— The Fake CNN (@TheFakeCNN) February 18, 2013
Noon on President's Day means half of you are changing from your morning pajamas into your afternoon pajamas.
— Dilara Casey (@DilaraCasey) February 18, 2013
Happy Birthday, President Jesus!!!!
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 18, 2013
What? Twitter is open on President's Day?
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) February 18, 2013
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