Tweet Roundup: Humoring Presidents' Day

Probably my least favorite President is that pyramid with the scary eye on top.

— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) February 18, 2013

I was on my way to work this morning when I realized it's Presidents Day and I don't have a job.

— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) February 18, 2013

Republicans want to change the name of today's holiday to Obstructing Presidents Day.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) February 18, 2013

In honor of President’s Day, I won’t be getting along with Congress.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 18, 2013

I have this tradition where every Presidents' Day I eat like William Howard Taft for 12 months.

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) February 18, 2013

Benjamin Franklin is the favorite president of most Americans who didn't pay attention in history class.

— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) February 18, 2013

POLL:Which President was a total Jessa?#Presidents #GIRLS

— K.erry (@HollaKBayBay) February 18, 2013

Breaking: Mitt Romney celebrating Unpresident's Day.

— The Fake CNN (@TheFakeCNN) February 18, 2013

Noon on President's Day means half of you are changing from your morning pajamas into your afternoon pajamas.

— Dilara Casey (@DilaraCasey) February 18, 2013

Happy Birthday, President Jesus!!!!

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 18, 2013

What? Twitter is open on President's Day?

— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) February 18, 2013

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