• Sarah Palin Can See Debt Riots From Her House

    Sarah PalinNice to know Sarah Palin's brain keeps the same schedule as her gubernatorial career. It worked pretty hard on the first part of this Facebook post about the sequester, then quit halfway through:

    If we are going to wet our proverbial pants over 0.3% in annual spending cuts when we're running up trillion dollar annual deficits, then we're done. Put a fork in us. We're finished. We're going to default eventually and that's why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest.

    No idea what this used-to-be-important lady is not talking about when she says that "the feds" are "stockpiling bullets"?

    Last year, the media reported on the government making bulk purchases of ammo (because savings), leading the Alex Joneses and Glenn Becks of the world to speculate about Barack Obama's plan to shoot Americans he personally dislikes (because crazy).

    So it appears Palin is joining the conspiracy-mongers, but then again, maybe she's just trying to save the economy. Growth in the tinfoil hat business could totally offset those pesky budget cuts. Think about it!

    Photo by Roberto Gonzalez/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Debt, Guns, Sarah Palin, Sequester


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