• Mitt Romney Gets Off the Roller Coaster

    Mitt Romney* returned from his post-election hibernation/power-saving sleep mode to make a very brave appearance on Fox News! I think this is one of those deals where if he sees his shadow, we'll get six more weeks of harping about the poors.

    So what was the campaign like?

    "We were on a roller coaster, exciting and thrilling, ups and downs. But the ride ends," Romney said. "And then you get off. And it's not like, oh, can't we be on a roller coaster the rest of our life? It's like, no, the ride's over."

    Just as well. We were all getting nauseated towards the end.

    * Willard Mitt Romney was once an important political figure who secured the Republican Party's presidential nomination in the 2012 election.

    Tags: Fox News, Mitt Romney, Republicans


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