• Pat Robertson Solves the Sequester

    Pat Robertson Forget using "Jedi mind-melds" to resolve the sequester. Pat Robertson has a better idea:

    God is going to supply a million dollars, somebody is praying right now, right this second, you’re praying for a million dollars and God said, 'I have heard your prayer, I know your need, and I'm going to supply the need that you requested,' it's done, in Jesus' name.

    Sure, Robertson was talking about his viewers, who may have already won one million dollars in the Pearly Gates Publishers Sweepstakes, but there's no reason we can't adopt this strategy to fix our deficits.

    We just need the Treasury Department to hire some hedge fund managers. God sure seems to love answering their prayers.

    Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Economy, Money, Pat Robertson, Religion, Sequester


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