• Georgia City to Make Gun Ownership Mandatory Because Freedom

    Every freedom-loving American knows the only defense against a big, overreaching government is guns. Lots and lots of guns.*

    There's just one problem. It turns out that some free Americans don't like owning guns. Enter Nelson, Georgia, a small community north of Atlanta that could soon require every "head of household residing in the city limits" to "maintain a firearm, together with ammunition therefore."

    To recap, governments that force you to purchase deadly weapons are fine. It's only a problem if they start jamming health care down your throat.

    Next, this town will try changing the state motto to "Georgia: Come for the Peaches, Stay for the Irony."

    And you better do what they say. They all have guns.

    * Or voting, if you're lame.

    Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Georgia, Guns


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