Mitt Romney Gets Into the White House After All

It looks like tomorrow Mitt Romney will be visiting the White House to meet with Barack Obama for what I will be mad if it is not referred to as The Milk Summit…

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Rick Perry Announces He Will Make an Announcement One Day

I know you're all dying to find out if Rick Perry will be running for president again in 2016. (Spoiler alert: He is.) Unfortunately, Obama has not yet entered his second term, nor has a new, exciting and even more "populist" redux of the Tea Party arisen to be reported breathlessly by Fox News. So it's a little early for potential candidates to make announcements of intent. It's considered somewhat gauche.

However, it's not too early for potential candidates to make announcements about announcements of intent…

Texas Gov. Rick Perry said Tuesday that he will "make an announcement about my future political plans" in July, according to a report by the Rio Grande Guardian…

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Tags: 2016, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Perry

The Liberals Are Stealing Our Children!

Did you ever wonder why parents are always warning their children not to talk to strange people and to stay out of unfamiliar vans? Yes, it's partially so that they don't get kidnapped. But there's actually a much bigger danger. Strange people who hang out in vans tend to be liberal, and they would like nothing more than to infect you with their Big Government ideas.

But you all wouldn't listen, and now just look at what's happened to America…

How doomed are conservatives? Pretty doomed, if you look carefully at the Pew Research Survey’s close analysis of the youth vote in the 2012 elections.

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Tags: Democrats, Liberals

Chris Christie Is the Most Popular Republican in the World

Conventional wisdom would have us believe that after Mitt Romney got his ass handed to him by Barack Obama, thanks to the allegedly treasonous behavior of Chris Christie, things were all but over for the New Jersey governor. His 2016 chances were gone, along with his hopes for re-election.

Well, conventional wisdom can be pretty stupid sometimes…

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Naked People Storm John Boehner's Office

Nude protesters — demonstrating against federal budget cuts to efforts at fighting HIV/AIDS — pushed their way in House Speaker John Boehner's office today, waving body parts around and generally being naked.

The scene, as reported by Buzzfeed's Chris Geidner via Twitter, was completely nuts! And also boobs. Plus, quite a few asses and vajayjays. And one thing that, as of time of press, remains unidentified.

Three protesters were arrested. Coincidentally, all of them were women.

More photos after the jump…

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