This week there was a lot of news, and there were a lot of funny tweets. Using our top secret browsing/perusing algorithm, we discovered the rare moments where those two things crossed paths. Your week, tweetified:
It's about time someone made a documentary about Sarah Palin; when is this woman gonna get the media attention she deserves?
The only real mistake Barack Obama made in the presence of the Queen was the 'diplomatic' choice not to use his secretly famous cockney accent when asking for seconds.
Tags: Armageddon, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barack Obama, Dick Cheney, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Movies, Oprah Winfrey, Paul Ryan, Primaries, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Tim Pawlenty, Tworld News
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Ever get the feeling that Dick Cheney is an evil mastermind orchestrating world crises with a team of skilled producers in hopes of fulfilling his ravenous desire for consuming baby hearts? Well, that's probably an accurate sentiment. Also, in this video from Atom, the actor playing Dick Cheney does the same thing…
Tags: Atom, Dick Cheney, Osama bin Laden
The only way to start your news week off right– Tweeties, the breakfast of champions.
Teenage boys everywhere now justifying their porn collection as 'mastermind training material'
Conservatives angry at Obama's choice to invite Common to a poetry event, insist that Tupac lives and should have gotten first dibs.
Tags: Animals, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Common, Florida, Movies, Music, Newt Gingrich, Osama bin Laden, PETA, Porn, Primaries, Republicans, Sex, Twitter, Tworld News
Some say Twitter was originally called 'The website for immediate, brief, sometimes-funny news updates' until Justin Timberlake told them to drop the 'The'.
Even a terrorist mastermind like Osama couldn't have seen through this rouse: Just type in your home address and phone number and instantly receive 1000 free trial minutes of AOL. Too good to be true, too sweet to resist…
Tags: Birthers, Homeland Security, Osama bin Laden, Ron Paul, Royalty, Tworld News
Here's the best news-related tweets of the week that you won't wanna Passover.
Ha! I knew the government wasn't going to shut down! Nice try you Red Commie Soviet bastards!
Donald Trump still maybe sorta definitely not kind of running for President.
Tags: Abortion, Alcohol, Ayn Rand, Babies, Donald Trump, France, Guns, House of Representatives, Islam, Jon Kyl, Michele Bachmann, Movies, Planned Parenthood, Primaries, Religion, Republicans, Taxes, Texas, Twitter, Tworld News